dampsandwich:

i want a boob job. a job involving boobs. that would be nice.

badmamaskarma:

Dali by Philippe Halsman

devidsketchbook:

VANISHING

Paraguay, Asunción based photographer Alessandra Celauro (see.me / flickr)

lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids

sofapizza:

majestic

singular-armageddons:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

dont even know what i was expecting

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

Ben Kruisdijk

archiemcphee:

Meet Jeff Wright, a gifted balloon artist and (clearly) a huge fan of the Toy Story series. Jeff created this awesome Buzz Lightyear costume using nothing but an untold number of carefully interwoven balloons.

Click here to watch a brief video of Jeff modeling his suit while impersonating Buzz Lightyear. 

Jeff and his wife Rachel are moving to Bolivia to serve as volunteers at the Life Center Orphanage in the city of Cochabamba, where they’ll no doubt be entertain the children with awesome balloon creations like this. Visit their website to learn more about their charitable efforts.

[via Oddity Central]